Wolf Eyes - "Stabbed In The Face"
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think it would come to this.
If I knew this was what life after college was going to be like, I'd probably be disarming IEDs in Iraq instead.
Dear God Almighty, please save me from this waking nightmare before I split one of these spoiled, smug, entitled, newly-hired consultants' faces wide open on the counter. That is, if I don't just go ahead and do it to myself, instead.